North

From Frikipedia

Salt-of-the-earth folk. Anyone who lives north of the Watford Gap is considered to be a northerner. Which includes Friki, despie the fact that it was sure it was born in the ambiguous "Midlands".

How to spot a Northerner

• Drinks cloudy bitter in ramshackle pubs.
• Likes Rugby League
• Displays evidence of having been weaned on bread and dripping, pies and mushy peas.
• Pronounces "scone" as skon.