Normies

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A Normie is aledgedly a member of the Homo sapiens sapiens family (Though there is much evidence that they are more closley related to Homo habilis). Despite their best efforts to be classified as "human being", most normies relegated themselves to the fringes of society by choosing such backwards tactics as voting for Stephen Harper and consuming vast quantities of American Beer..

Normies are often supporters of Norman who in turn props up Stephen Harper's regime. It is generally assumed that Norman and Stephen Harper are working together with the American Beer industry to steal all the secrets of the tireless Canadain brewmasters.

See also: Progressive Conservative Party of Canada, Conservative Party of Canada, Ann Coulter, Negative IQ score