Night bus
From Frikipedia
A darker, edgier form of bus that moves during the twilight zone when the tube is closed.
Night buses go further, and in sometimes wildly different directions than their daytime counterparts, and - this is important - always terminate in Stoke Newington. They always necessitate a lengthy wait, during which your drunken mind will go through a minor existential crisis as you realise just how drunk you are and how much your contact lenses have dried out, not to mention the post-club clamminess that is making you shiver like a spazzer while the guy next to you eyes up your mobile. It is then that doubt begins to assail you: "Am I at the right stop? Where do I even live? Can I walk there from Stoke Newington? Why didn't I get the last tube?"
Don't panic. Take a deep breath, fall asleep, and you'll wake up safe and sound in your bed the next morning. Provided you live in Stoke Newington.
