Nico Rosberg

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Looks like a girl according to some people. Other people believe his gorgeous and a very good looking guy, which is why he has to put that gorgeous face on bacefook.

Nico is a very talented young racing driver. And will defeat Fernando Alonso to become the youngest Formula 1 champion in the future.

Nico won the GP2 championship in 2005, where he defeated another talented racing driver, Heikki Kovalainen.

His father pulled a Rosberg and won a World Championship, however it was a year when everyone competitive died, got hurt, or had engines that melted, and is widely accepted as the lamest Championship ever.

The 2006 Season (aka "Who put that in the way?")

Niko spent 2006 exhaustively crash testing the new Williams chassis, after Sir Frank forgot to get the necessary tests done before the start of the season.

He increased the intensity of the testing as the season progressed, cultivating in a fantastic two-fer at the Brazilian GP, where he not only tested the chassis strength in an impact with an identical chassis, but also flung himself headfirst into a tyre barrier before he made it back to the pits, proving the car could indeed survive a second impact.

The 2007 season (Aka "They let me back in again!")

Nico dumped Skippy at the end of the 2006 season and replaced him with Forrest Gump.

This year, he plans to be twice as intensive in his crash-tests. And do a Playgirl centrefold. Hopefully.