Merk

From Frikipedia

To be merked.

Defined as being hurt or killed. Often in an amusing fashion.

Or alternatively defined, by the always eloquent writers of urbandictionary.com as:

"it menas to be beat up of to lose badly from south lodon from eski grime"

So that clears that up then.

Friki Experience

Frikipedia knows a Geoff whose surname is Merk. "Geoff Merk", if you will. She is Canadian.

Friki Fact

There is also the famous German referee, Markus Merk. Though he is presumably far less attractive than this Canadian person.

It caused Friki almost endless amusement to check Wikipedia and find an entry on his profile rather non-specifically claiming that Markus has "many" children.