Melbourne

From Frikipedia

City in Australia which Friki used to believe (when it was very young and stupid) was the capital. In fact, Australia is one of those silly countries where the capital gets less publicity than other major cities. Which is really silly. I mean, there is a reason people from England try to force Birmingham to keep a low profile.

Things In Melbourne

• A Grand Prix.
• The MCG.
• Loads of abandoned buildings that used to house stuff for the Commonwealth Games.
• Feculence.