Mealtime weasel
From Frikipedia
Spam with an amusing subject line generated by a danrom word generator. A Mealtime Weasel causes brief hilarity before you delete it because your penis is big enough and/or your portfolio is already thoroughly diversified.
Example usage
"Ooh, a new email. (Sigh) Just another Mealtime Weasel. Thought I had a friend for a second."
