McEsso

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The combination of an Esso fuel station, and McDonalds take out window in the same convenient location. Since the mid-90's these phenomenon have been springing up all over the Canadian countryside.

Friki takes morbid and tragic pleasure in the irony that two of the corporations that are doing the most damage to human health around the world decided to join forces in a mutually beneficial marketing arrangement. Now an individual can obtain fossil fuels laden with CO2 and other noxious substances that contribute to global warming and cause cancer, while simultaneously ordering an artery-clogging, genetically-modified, trans-fat laden Big Mac and Fries.

Friki has disdain for modern society and its "conveniences"

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