Mats Sundin

From Frikipedia

Mats Sundin is officially dead to Friki, as well as all Leafs fans everywhere.

After a long, and quite frankly intolerably boring saga, the aging forward decided to move on to "greener" pastures. Of course, this was before he unceremoniously screwed over the team to which he dedicated 13 years of his career. Although Friki is fully cognizant of the fact that he did not fit in as part of the rebuilding phase, it will continue to be bitter and spiteful of his decision (until such time ten or fifteen years down the road when the team decides to lift his number to the rafters of the Air Canada Centre - while playing a montage of all of his spectacular goals for the blue and white). Given the team's inevitably dismal record and dim prospects for the future at that point in time, the nostalgic recollection of a "better time" when the Leafs could actually manage a Final Four appearance will warm Friki's cold, hard, cynical heart.