Masons Arms
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The Masons Arms has TV screens in recessed alcoves next to every table in the pub, and boasts no less than (and also no more than) four brightly coloured pool tables, along with a quizzie and some dreadfully cheap-looking Halloween decorations.
The barman is the leader of the Edgware Masons sect, and communicates the cost of your round through either unintelligable mumbles, or outright shouting at your face. Copyright laws are gleefully flouted in this proud establishment, so expect your Hoegaarden to come in a Magners glass, and your Guinness to arrive in an Okochim-embossed glass.
The stench of cheap lager which hangs in the air around the Masons Arms is combatted by a single, small plug-in Air Wick air freshener, which is a losing battle akin to trying to stem the tide of the AIDS epidemic with a half a dozen packs of Mates.
Categories: Pubs | London
