Maryland

From Frikipedia

A place in America which in Europe is associated with cookies, but actually is in no way connected with shit biscuits that are only found in Somerfield. Friki has a good friend from Maryland who never understands why people from England always assume he has a great knowledge about cookies, when in fact the nearest he has been to cookie manufacture has been a trip to Nice. Yet another example of corporate branding and lies. Will we ever learn?

On the other hand, he should be boastful of his knowledge of cookies.