Martin Rucinsky
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Overview
Simply the greatest hockey player to have ever laced up the skates.
Career
Martin Rucinsky was born in the Czech Republic, and as soon as he was born he started playing hockey. He joined the NHL at age two and by the time he was drafted, he had already played for six professional teams in seven countries.
His underlying philosophy in playing hockey was that he was too good to play for one team for very long. As a selfless and fan-conscious player, he always believed that his talents were meant to be shared with all hockey fans everywhere, so his professional ambition is to play for every team in every professional league in the world.
He also realizes that with such an incredible talent, he needs to make sure that the other players in the league get to play too. So at least ten times a season, he takes some time off due to "injury", but its just understood and accepted that he's just doing his part to make sure the competitive balance of the sport is maintained.
Interesting Facts
In the Frikipedia household, Rucinsky's touching the puck always results in a confident and non-mocking assertion of "Rucinsky's the best", although he would tell us that its implied and not required to be spoken each time.
Current Status
St. Louis Blues: Injured Reserve
