Mars

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Mars. Yesterday.
Mars. Yesterday.

A rather dull planet. Also a rather dull chocolate bar, inferior in every way to its close relation, Snickers.

Allegedly, a Mars a day helps you "Work, Rest and Play". In reality, a Mars a day makes you closer to being Johnny Vegas. Frikipedia suggests an apple a day might be a better idea.

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