Mark Blundell
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Cor blimey, apples and pears, shine yer shoes, guv'ner? Marky Mark is a right royal cockerney geeza!
The man wot is given the job to look at the fings wot are occuring in Grands Prix and let ITV viewers know wot he finks was the reason for it.
Stupid mockney twat.
Before he became incredibly beefy and his eyes shrank into his head, Blundell was a proper racing driver. He scored podiums for Tyrrell (purveyors of such swanky crisp flavours as 'pepper') and Ligier in F1 and won a few races in CART, where no doubt his increasing weight helped build momentum as he turned left a lot.
Mark Blundell Quotations
- "And here we see a small fire what occurs inside the Sauber." (Hungary 2005)
- "Rosberg's overtake was good when you look at all the ingredients what went into the move." (Bahrain 2006)
- "The people who worry me is BAR. I don't think they can withstand what they did last year with getting that great Championship position."(Melbourne 2005)
- "...a fantastic performance and a team on the incline. Toyota are under enormous pressure, they've really been having their collars felt by Japan."(Bahrain 2005)
- "He should be faster than what he really is."(On Jacques Villeneuve, Imola 2005)
- "I think Jenson Button needs to put in a strong performance and put some points in the bag, he's got nothing on the table as we speak." (Nurburgring 2005)

