Manhood Points

From Frikipedia

Gauge of male sexuality. Like your virginity, can be lost and gained at various points throughout your life.

Wow! He must have big feet!

Manhood points can be gained by:

• Proving your ability to consume more than 10 pints of lager in front of an audience. The points are doubled if you then produce an anecdote worthy tactical chunder.
• Having sex.
• Chopping wood with an axe.
• Killing a form of animal life immediately below the food chain from you.
• Hitting someone.
• Owning something from GQ Magazine.
• Having a threes-up. Bonus points for being manly enough to let another penis into the bedroom.
• Completing any task you saw Jack Bauer do on 24.

Goodness! His feet look like toes!

Manhood points are lost by:

• Ordering a Rum and coke before midnight.
• Having a relationship.
• Being beaten at sport by children.
• "Getting someone in" to build some flat-pack furniture.
• Slapping someone.
• Reading GQ Magazine.
• Drinking Tia Maria.