Maccas Hungry Jacks

From Frikipedia

Maccas Hungry Jacks is the backup Hungry Jacks Maccas. Maccas Hungry Jacks is actually a Hungry Jacks located in Adelaide, there is no McDonalds in Maccas Hungry Jacks.

Theories

Friki is not totally sure what is behind the counter at MHJs but is 98.27% sure it is a Retard/Bogan Tractor Beam, 7000 model most probably. Either that or Adelaide is designed like a shower floor, where it all slopes down to the drain hole, the drain in this instance is Maccas Hungry Jacks sucking in the lowest scum of the city.

Layout

The dining area is divided into two. One can either eat around the counter near the staff and the bum feeder (free drink refiller) or dine in a seperate area around the corner, devoid of any protection from the managers. Eating at the front will increase the likelyhood of a bogan encounter, but an exit is close and staff with mops are nearby to protect you. Eating around the corner will decrease the chance of you running into a bogan, but you'd probably be killed and not found for 3 months as the location is so remote.

The Future

Rumours abound that Maccas Hungry Jacks will soon be replaced by Maccas Hungry Jacks Kentucky Fried Chicken.