Lynx

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Type of deodarant exclusively used by pikeys.

The all-consuming stench of cigarettes and lager that usually enshrouds most pubs will disappear on most Friday and Saturday nights, replaced by the whiff of Lynx Africa spilling out of the armpits of a thousand drunken skinhead yobs, gathered around tables drinking pissy beer and Aftershocks, leering at the Geoff at the bar and generally drowning themselves in their own feculance.

Also utilised by teenagers by throwing them at bonfires and running away laughing as three people near the front get their arms shredded by the resulting shrapnal.

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