Lord thundering Jesus
From Frikipedia
Pronounced "Lard tunderin' Jesus".
Note: Jesus can be substituted for Jebus
Origins
A statement of epicly Canadian proportion. Usually only heard on the eastern coast. Usually in Recentlydiscoveredterritory, Cape Breton or Saint John.
Lord thundering Jesus once singlehandedly saved the entire eastern seaboard of North America from a suprise attack by bloodthirsty hobos. He rose up and smote them down with cod, turbot and empties.
