Lonnie Anderson

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Famous for having been married to both Jeremiah Jones and Burt Reynolds at the same time. Jeremiah and Lonnie met at 2:30 AM, February 15th 1984, while Burt was off filming a Quaker State commercial in Texas. Clearly swept off her feet, and impressed by his reputation and list of awards, Lonnie subconsciously accepted Jeremiah's proposal within thirty seconds of meeting him, without even realizing it. Jeremiah sensed this with the use of his canny telepathic powers, and with the power vested in him by Cheesus, he pronounced them man and wife at 2:32 AM.

Unbeknownst to either of them, Lonnie's union to Burt had literally 'made them one' in the true American Christian marriage tradition. This meant that Jeremiah had married both Lonnie and Burt in their united form.

Upon later hearing of the situation after a night of heavy drinking and playful innuendo, Burt Reynolds was reportedly "shocked, disappointed, but genuinely aroused." Upon advice from his good friend Dr. Ivan Dougall, Jeremiah filed for telepathic divorce and had the marriage annulled at 2:36 AM that very same day. Both Lonnie and Burt still deny the veracity of these events, but while they may not know, remember or fully understand what actually happened, it is clear to all involved that this was indeed the brightest and darkest six minutes in each of their lives.

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May or may not be related to Richard Dean Anderson