Liberal Democrats

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The crazy liberals. Recently sacked their leader for being an alcoholic, which wasn't particularly inclusive of them, and replaced him with someone that is actually clinically dead.

Their Policies

• Setting a specific date for withdrawal from Iraq. Which is the type of endearingly quiant and yet rather flawed policy which the Lib Dems love. Sort of like setting a date for the birth of your first child without first addressing the fact that you're a sad loner who spends all his weekends wanking piteously into a roll of toilet paper.
• Abolishing tuition fees. Which wins votes from students who can't vote yet, and makes people already forced to pay them grumble under their breaths.
• Civil liberties to be unilaterally spread across the land.

New Leader

After getting rid of Mr Campbell, the Lib Dems elected Nick Clegg as their new leader last year. Clegg likes to spend his time on busy intercity rail routes eating bacon sarnies, while hiding the fact that he doesn't actually seem to exist.

Outlook

Third is a place too!