Landlord
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"You owe me two months backpayments! NOW!"
Overlord of rented property.
The flat you rent will only usually be tidy for the six hours either side of the landlord paying you a visit.
As and when the plumbing packs in/mice invade your kitchen/the window breaks/the cooker explodes you can usually guarantee that the landlord will suddenly be on a six month cruise in the Bahamas. When rent day comes around, however, he will be at your door faster than a Jehovah's Witness who just heard you put the kettle on.
