Lahmacun

From Frikipedia

Pronounced "oy mate, yeah, one of those cheap thingys please.".

Perfect stomach lining available from almost every establishment in Harringay that isn't a fruit and veg shop.

Essentially a Turkish pizza, which consists of some thin pitta bread type stuff covered in mincemeat and salad and rolled up.

Really not a pizza at all, come to think about it.