Knobtouch
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Moby in the process of racking up a twofer.
Amusing, male dominated game.
Rumoured to be played by people at particularly crowded rooms at parties, the rule is simply to allow one's penis to dangle outside one's trousers and walk around the room, seeing how many people you can touch with it before someone notices.
Incidentally, Friki's record is 7.
Origins
Was first mooted by the slappy-headed, vegetable-murdering singer Moby in a magazine interview some years ago, when he confessed to playing Knobtouch at glitzy celeb bashes he got invited to.
Later, however, Moby admitted he had made the anecdote (and indeed the whole game) up, making even the concept of Knobtouch a total holness.
Good work, Moby.
