Kitten

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Sweet jungle pussay!

Several key steps must be taken in order for a semirespectable gentleman to catch this elusive beast. Always remeber to brush your teeth, shave your twixt and taint, shower with fruit scented soaps and top off the affair with a pair of lucky Bees. One must have a clean and neat appearance in order to attain success.

For Days Monday through Thursday always walk with the left foot forward. This act exhibits confidence and will attract the most optimum Geoff. However, should you continue to walk in this manner on days Friday through Sunday, you will always sleep alone; walking with the right foot forward is a tell tale sign of having insufficent funds.