Karaoke
From Frikipedia
Karaoke is stupid. Usually attempted by pissed up 50 year olds who forget the words or chavvy teenagers hoping that Simon Cowell is in the pub.
Even if it is only one source of alcohol in your entire town, when your local has a karaoke night, stay well away.
Frikipedia has only attempted karaoke once. It sang "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM.

