Johnny Canuck
From Frikipedia
Johnny Canuck is a long time ally of William the Conqueror. In fact during only 2 of William the Conqueror's recorded lives were these two not allies. The first was when William was a level 7 Wizard of the Mystical Realm of Virginia. Johnny was hunting down the deadly Sasquatch on the plains of Saskatchewan during that time. The other time was when William made an attempt to conquer Rome. The only time that William and Johnny ever argued was in the city of Pompeii in 79 A.D. and we all know how that turned out.
Interests
Eating bacon sandwiches and freedom
Enemies, Mortal or Otherwise
That guy who cut him off in traffic once
Starbucks... or pretty much any premium coffee beverage not from Tim Hortons
Biography
Having been alive since the dawn of time Johnny Canuck has had a long time to ponder the important topics in life, such as why not one seat was won for conservatives in an urban riding and yet conservatives are running Canada.
