John Motson
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Sheepskin wearing BBC football commentator extraordinare.
Has now very much entered the Murray Walker stage of his career, sadly. So has lapsed from being quite a good commentator to being a grossly exaggerated caricature of himself who spends all afternoon getting utterly confused as to what is going on and cackling unconvincingly at his co-commentator's jokes (usually provided by the humourless voice of Mark Lawrenson).

