John Malkovich

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John Malkovich is an actor, director and producer who has been involved in over 50 Hollywood productions, all of them complete and utter bubbish.

He has made it a habit in recent years of insisting upon himself almost obsessively. Rumours out of MGM say that he will star in a feature presentation entitled "Programming John Malkovich's One-handed Keyboard".

However, this behavior can be attributed to the fact that he was born and raised in Southern Illinois (Christopher to be specific) and was forced to go to Benton Consolidated High School. Obviously, being a Benton Ranger, on top of being born in So. Ill., is enough to make anyone "crazy as a shithouse rat."

Friki did have the pleasure of meeting Mr. Malkovich at a wedding last summer - apart from the powder blue ruffled tuxedo he was wearing and the way he kept speaking French to random guests, he seemed perfectly normal.