Jeremiah Jones
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Jeremiah busts through the chains of fate!
Jeremiah Jones is the world's most renowned Adventurer.
Jeremiah Jones is the fore most animal surgeon, gentlemen scholar, Biblical expert and mountaineering dare devil in this world. He has won more awards then are in existence. Infact, the UN created a think tank thats sole purpose is to come up with new awards for him. The most recent was the award for Most polite bathroom user in the world, and plans are currently in place to get him the Oscar for Best Supporting Mustache in a Film starring Sylvester Stallone by 2012.
Jeremiah's adventures include:
- The first animal surgeon to bring a dying dolphin named Lou-Lou back to life by jumpstarting her heart with love.
- The Only Nasa Astronaut to have ever successfully performed a sun walk
- He asassinated Hitler the First
- He painted Whistler's Mother
- Discovered Sex and Leap Years
- Once was married to Lonnie Anderson and Burt Reynolds at the same time without either of them being aware of it.
- Won first prize at the Belgium International Dry flower arranging competition
- Invented the Triangle
- Taught all of the stray cats in New York sign language.
- Invented Cigarettes
- Invented Cancer
FAMOUS WORKS WRITTEN BY JEREMIAH JONES
Jeremiah is most famous for his 10,000 paged autobiography self titled ME
