Jenson Button
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The greatest Formula One driver to come out of the UK since Mark Blundell.
Object of affection for James Allen.
Has a facial hair issue.
The First Win!
Sunday 6th August 2006. A very special day. Is no longer notable by it's abscence. James Allen reckoned the strategies deployed the Honda team, were most certainly Bubbish. Other theories by more sensible people, suggested that Benson Jutton, was way too busy reading Nigel Mansell's book "The beauty of contracts, and how to break them". But now he's won. Fnar.
Facts
- Jenson will be Formula One World Champion one day.
- Jenson left his sexy girlfriend, Louise Griffithis, to have an intimate relationship with click here, James Allen and Louise Goodman. That said, Jenson could be called a player. A pimp.
- Jenson Button IS Chris Martin of Coldplay.
- When Jenson wins the F1 Drivers Championship he will immediatly turn off his Playstation.


