Jarno Trulli
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Overview
Formula One driver who suffers from hypersomnia.
History
Jarno Trulli burst onto the F1 scene with Minardi in a flurry of excitement and speed, his career has since stalled into a lethargic state. Known for his ability be blindingly quick over a single lap Jarno is equally well know for his tendancy to 'ease off' during races. Jarno enjoyed his time at Prost, where the car usually broke down before he could slip backwards from his high grid slot, and these impressive qualifying displays earned him a position at Jordan in 2000. There it became plain for all to see that Jarno was falling asleep after lap one of each Grand Prix, and after two years with little success he moved to Renault where he managed to find some quiet time to nap in the midfield.
His high point came at Monaco '04, where after qualifying on Pole he managed to drift off and coast to victory. Monaco's tight layout enable him to bounce off the walls and eventually cross the line, these same circuit traits stopped anyone from passing him. Later in the year at the French GP in front of his teams home crowd, Jarno tried the same trick and was passed into the last corner of the last lap by the Boobens. An overweight fat Italian slob became irritated with this and fired him.
Jarno managed to land a drive at a resurgent Toyota for 2005, who modified his seat to be extremely uncomfortable. Jarno struggled for sleep through all of 2005 and had no choice but to drive each race fully awake! This enabled him to have some measure of success bringing home many podiums for the Japanese team.
About Jarno
Jarnos hobbies include:
- Sleeping.
- Drinking his own wine to help him get to sleep.
Jarno's Future
Being groomed by twatface for a ride for Red Bull, to hopefully help him wake up.
