January 2nd

From Frikipedia

The worst day of the year.

Why on Earth employers think it is a good idea to make sure their staff come back to work on the 2nd is a mystery, seeing as the New Year's party hangover will still be in full effect at this time, and the fact that they stayed up all night on NYE means that their sleeping patterns are still atrociously out of sync with reality.

When Friki becomes president of the world, the first rule it will pass is that the first working day of the year is January 3rd.