James Allen

Jenson's manbreasts are like this

James "The Cock" Allen is a moronic Formula 1 Commentator on ITV who has a scary passion and obsession with Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton.

Allen also has some of the silliest hair Frikipedia has ever seen.

James Allen Quotes

"Come on you beauty…Hajra Zsolt…I don’t know what hajra means…perhaps it means chronic oversteer." - Reading a Zsolt Baumgartner fan's sign in 2004.
"And Jenson Button crashes into the wall of CHAMPIONS! The corner that has caught out so many CHAMPIONS in the past and now Jenson joins those CHAMPIONS in hitting the CHAMPIONS wall!" - James attempting some Pavlovian conditioning on ITV F1 viewers after Button crashed out of the Canadian GP in 2005. (Note to non-F1 fans: Jenson is not a champion.)
"And right now, Rosberg's sitting on the bubble in 10th place." - James invents a metaphor while talking about the cutoff point for the new qualifying regulations (Bahrain 2006).
"And it is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." (How Allen revs up for the start of an F1 race.)
"Button can win this race, he can forget about Schuamcher behind him, he is focusing on winning this race" (Imola 2005-Jenson finished third [behind aforementioned Schumacher]-didn't win, and was later disqualified)
"Sorry Ted, gonna have to cut you off there..."(Allen's customary instinct when he's thought of something else ridiculous to say.)
"Lewis Hamilton...........(10 seconds later).......WIIIIIIIIINS!" (Allen's way of celebrating a Tyler victory)