Jacques Villeneuve

JV, seen here in the BAR pits in 2003, hairless, broken and miserable

Overview

1997 Formula One World Champion. Was never heard from again.

Son of the late Gilles Villeneuve, former Ferrari driver from back when the team was not bubbish.
Driving talent entirely contained within his hair folicles.
Had a brief spell dating horseface, Danii Minogue

JV has found in Sauber a team who will spoon feed him back to the lower-midfield.

1994 CART PPG World Series Rookie of the Year Winner - Lots of Hair
1995 CART PPG World Series Champion
1996 F1 - Second in Championship. Worse Hair than Def Leppard
1997 F1 - World Champion. hair was at optimum levels, and Mulder was busy with the aliens
1998 F1 - Hair was too Blonde
1999 F1 - Hair was too Purple
2000 F1 - Hair was too Red
2001-2002 F1 - No hair left
2003 F1 - Jealous of David Richards' hair
2004 F1- Took year off to get Hair Transplant
2005 F1- Fez made fun of Hair Plugs
2006 F1- Perfect! No Teammate! BMW's Best hair...until Mario Theissen decided he didnt like the competition.

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