Jack Bauer

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"Terrorist....dead, other terrorist....dead, wife's murderer....dead, my boss....dead, and that's lunchtime."
"Terrorist....dead, other terrorist....dead, wife's murderer....dead, my boss....dead, and that's lunchtime."

More powerful display of manhood than drinking 16 pints and headbutting a grizzly bear, before retiring to your shed to cut up planks of wood with a power saw.

Jack Bauer is what James Bond would be if he stopped caring about getting his end away and concentrated on killing people. He is also what Chuck Norris would be if he stopped being such a benny.

Jack is an advert for the power of Pro Plus, along with being an advert for getting people to talk by performing impromptu amputations on them.

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