Hoxton

From Frikipedia

Area of London around Old Street and Shoreditch.

Populated by stunningly aureate bars offering bafflingly long lines of Japanese food and spirit-hogging cocktails.

The centrepoint of the area is the titular Hoxton Square, which becomes massively overpopulated every weekend by the biggest bunch of concieted, pompous arseholes this side of a Jamie Oliver lookalike contest, all gathered together to drown the world in their own overblown grandiloquence and mistaken sense of self-worth.

Hoxton is made bearable by almost constant imbibement of tequila-laced beverages and conspiratorial mocking of each and every cat flap-wearing nonce.