House Prices

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Method of calculating how completely fucked the UK has become under Labour. Used by the Daily Mail to keep their affluent readership permanently terrified.

Also a method of calculating smugness levels on episodes of Property Ladder.

Example Headlines

  • "Crisis As Rising House Prices Price Millions Out Of Property Market"
  • "Terror As House Prices Fall And People Lose Millions"
  • "Horror As House Prices Stagnate And Fail To Significantly Change"
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