Hotspur

From Frikipedia

A pub in Seven Sisters in London. Though due to baffling London geography, it may actually be nearer to Tottenham Hale.

Everything in the pub is coated in a thick layer of tar, spilt lager and general detritus. Including the locals, who enjoy staring at people they don't know, slurring obscenities at the TV when Tottenham Hotspur aren't winning and playing a really archaic quizzie, which is confusingly positioned on the bar.

Friki awards The Hotspur 1 Celtic Cross out of 5, for allowing Friki researchers to leave the premises with all their limbs intact.