Hooters

From Frikipedia

Hooters is a very clever company, praying on the shameless chauvenism of the modern day "lad". Essentially it is a piss poor restaraunt, serving overpriced, cold and tasteless food and those really expensive bottled lagers that you can never afford enough of to get pissed on.

However, the Hooters oligarchs hit on the fantastic idea that if said overpriced tripe is brought to your table by a stunningly attractive woman who happens to be blessed with a large rack and is wearing tiny hotpants and a t-shirt that is clearly four sizes too small for her, men will tend not to complain about the quality of the meal. And goddammit, they're right.

Incidentally, when Frikipedia went to the Hooters in Nottingham, it found out that someone it went to school with now works there. She had wanted to become a doctor. This made Frikipedia sad.

Friki Advice

If you have chosen to take a ladyfriend on a date to Hooters, and are worried that her disparging looks are a sign that she finds the objectification of her fellow woman tasteless and sick, stay calm. She's actually just pissed off that she'll never look that good in hotpants.