Honda
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Japanese F1 team.
Back in the 1980s, when F1 was awesome, Honda's turbo engines tended to win anything on offer in whichever car they were bolted into the back of.
Planned a full return as a self-run team back in 1999, but eventually decided to adopt a waiting game by slowly buying BAR over the course of five seasons, before finally properly renaming the team in 2006.
The 2006 Season, aka "Nearly, nearly....Come on Jenson, nearly....Oh, is that the end?"
2006 produced a tidy enough return for Honda, despite them having to pause every now and again to wipe the dribble from Boobens' chin, and having to build a kennel in their garage to house Ted Kravitz during each race, allowing him to blather out a number of incorrect guesses regarding Benson's strategy to ITV viewers.
The pinnacle of the season was a slightly flukey win for Jenson in the Hungarian GP, when it rained and the majority of better drivers simply messed up. Credit to Jenson for not messing up to the same level as the cream of the crop, and if he keeps his awesome win ratio up, he should overtake The Chin's record for most wins sometime around his 175th birthday.
The 2007 Season, aka "The world is such a precious place..."
2007 heralded a crisis of conscience for Honda, who got rid of the fag money and painted globes on their cars to highlight the evilness of F1. They further helped the cause by detuning the engines to produce barely any carbon, which had the side-effect of making them horrendously slow.
Button has been forgotton by James Allen, but not by Louise Goodman, who cornered Jenson as he arrived at the Melbourne circuit before the Oz GP and proceeded to conduct a lengthy interview, despite the fact that Jenson looked massively pissed off and constantly on the verge of stabbing her to death with his pit pass.
