Hollyoaks
From Frikipedia
The reason for getting up on a Sunday morning.
That, and coffee. And more beer.
Plot Synopsis
The plot of Hollyoaks usually revolves around something requiring the litany of improbably hot blonde Geoffs removing rather more items of clothing than you'd really want to do in Chester during November.
Late Night Spinoffs
Every now and again, Hollyoaks will have a week long late night spin off show, allowing the Geoffs to remove slightly more clothing and someone to say "fu*k".
Friki Addendum
Due to the fact that Friki now has a job and stuff, it has been unable to watch Hollyoaks properly since 2005, as Friki is now always on the tube when it's on.
It does occasionally watch the Sunday omnibus whilst groggily shoving bacon and coffee down it's throat in an attempt to soak up last night's beer, but has found that the whole show has become massively shit recently.
Most of the hot Geoffs seem to have left (probably to pursue singing careers), and the cast has been bolstered by an eye-scratchingly annoying family of Manc chavs, some really awfully stereotyped transvestite Irish bloke, and the least scary wannabe-gangster person in the history of burly club owners.
Friki now ignores the plotlines totally, and simply prays for a lot of lengthy holding camera shots on Claire's frankly awesome cleavage.
Hollyoaks briefly picked up a few months ago with the introduction of Foz to mix things up a bit. Sadly, he left at the start of 2007, presumably to escape his hellish on-screen relationship with mouthy pseudo-punk, Nancy.
