High Barnet

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High Barnet station.

High Barnet

Frikipedia Rating:

Four Celtic Cross(es)

Nearby Pub:

Toby Carvery


Overview

The promising eponymous terminus of the far-reaching Northern Line's High Barnet Branch.

Also favoured hangout for indie-chic skag hag, Amy Winehouse.

They tried to make her go to Edgware, she said no, no, no.
They tried to make her go to Edgware, she said no, no, no.

Things to do near High Barnet

High Barnet possesses a number of estate agents, should you want to capitalise on the recent housing market boom, and a magistrates court, should you want to get your home officially reposessed following the current housing market crash.

The station's toilets are "pleasant", according to Friki's Achilles Heel, though not to everyone's taste. The local cross-dressers, for example, prefer to use the car park of nearby Barnet College.

A pleasant walk up the hill leads to a Toby Carvery (with a large red lion over the door), conveniently (and safely) located opposite the local police station.

Friki Verdict

The presence of very cold lager on a very hot day, plus swastika-shaped benches in the beer garden yield four out of five celtic crosses for High Barnet.

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