Green Party

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The answer. To nothing.

On election night, there is always some confusion among statisticians as to whether to award the Green Party their own colour on their myriad of graphs, or just to lump them in with the grey "Other" category. Unless the graph is of "Where did all the wasted votes go?", it is usually better to do the latter.

The party has a number of hard hitting policies. They are usually a series of practically unworkable ideas about wind power, coupled with a few things they thought up of at the last minute to fill up their information leaflets.

The Green Party (formation of/people within/reaction to) perfectly sums up the current eco-socialist outlook for the world at large. They are the only real option to prevent us from all burning to death in the eternal hellfire of global warming, but they're such a bunch of badly-organised pretentious wasters, that they're never going to get anywhere near a point where they can do something about any of it.

Most current Green Party candidates list Al Gore as their political role model. If they follow the Gore model perfectly, it is estimated that they would only need to improve 3000% as a political mind in order to win an election.