Graeme Dott

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Hobbit sized, helium voiced snooker player from Scotland.

Graeme is currently the champion of snooker after he stayed awake longer than everyone else did and fixed the result.

The only saving grace of watching snooker, other than Ronnie O'Sullivan's inevitible nervous breakdown is listening to Dott squeak his way through post-match interviews.

His favourite ball is the green ball, and at weekends he likes sweating the calories off in a gimp suit.