Golf

From Frikipedia

Totally bubbish "sport".

In which rich people wander around hitting a ball with various sticks. Every time they hit it, the crowd cheers as if they weren't expecting it.

Golf is, mercifully, becoming one of the few sports where women can compete alongside men for the same prize, after the uptight Pimm's drinking regulars realised that physical bulk and possession of a penis actually had relatively little bearing on ones ability to roll a ball quite slowly across a lawn.

Sadly, women golfers are failing to keep up their end of the bargain by being utterly cack whenever they turn up.