Giorgio Pantano
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Giorgio Pantano, or "Pants" to his friends (and he has lots), is a truly great F1 driver. Better even than long faced cheaty boy, Mr Chin.
Supporters of Pants formed the Pants's Excellence Needs Indicaton Society in 2004, and over the last couple of years, P.E.N.I.S. has grown and grown in the face of stiff competition.
Career Highlights
- Raced for Jordan Grand Prix throughout the 2004 F1 World Championship, except the Canadian Grand Prix, where Timo Glock took his seat, drove slower than Pants, waited for the rest of the field to crash or get disqualified and pick up some points. On the basis of this non-performance, Glock was hailed as the better driver by a lot of stupid people.
- In 2005 he raced for the GP2 team Super Nova, and scored loads of points. He was beaten to the title by Nico Rosberg, but Pants let him off, because Nico was so hunky.
- Pants plans to take a sabbatical in 2006. This has NOTHING to do with the fact that he wasn't good enough to get a seat anywhere. He simply needed a rest.
