Geoffercise

From Frikipedia

Pathetic desire to begin jogging in the morning in a nearby park in the hope of jogging alongside a Geoff and engaging her lycra-clad beauty in classy small talk.

In Friki's brief experience, "classy small talk" does not apparently constitute a few seconds of hoarse wheezing, followed by gutturally spitting a small chunk of diseased lung in said Geoff's path.

Snooty cow.