Gary Neville
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"I have no soul."
aka "The Neviller", "Hoof".
Manchester United and England football right-back.
Formed part of a quasi-dynamic right sided pairing for club and country with David Beckham in the late 1990's, possessing the ability to pass the ball forwards to Beckham, then receive the return ball and hoof it downfield in a directionless manner.
Has been growing a moustache since mid-1992.
Tends to anger Liverpool fans on a regular basis, most recently by running the length of the pitch to taunt Liverpool fans in the away end at Old Trafford following a jammy last minute winner for Manure.
It does, however, prove very difficult staying angry at someone who so completely needs your pity.
