Frosty Geoff

From Frikipedia

A Geoff who tires of being one.

Usually found employed in the service industry, they probably have had to put up with a lifetime of lecherous stares, pervasive comments and general "laddishness" from all manner of gomer as she provides them with beer, coffee or food.

This constant chauvanism has destroyed her soul, so even when you ask her a polite question in an attempt to be nice, she gives you a look like you are a piece of fecal waste that has become attached to her shoe and deliberatly drops all your change in a pool of lager on the top of the bar.

Alas, Frosty Geoff, Friki barely knew you.