Free piss

From Frikipedia

A trip to the bathroom in a swanky bar where you successfully urinate and leave without having to pay the weird guy employed to squirt hygiene products in your face for squirting hygiene products in your face.

Although a free piss is an excuse for ecstatic cheering, the main disadvantage of a successful free piss is that you don't get to wash your hands. Bebby.

Can also be applied to train stations, whereby a free piss would determine having a piss without paying 20p to get into the toilet block. To this end, Friki recommends Marylebone station, where the toilets are free anyway, but are rarely cleaned. Friki is coming to realise that there is little in life where you don't get what you pay for.

In America, where most men don't wash their hands afterwards, bathrooms are usually free. After all, you wouldn't want someone with piss all over their hands handing you their money. Compare McPiss.